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Proposed New tax for 2006

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Chicken man, Mar 13, 2006.

  1. Subject: FW: Australian Tax Office Memorandum - Proposed New Tax for

    The only thing we have not yet taxed is the willy. This is due to the
    fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the
    time it is hard up. 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time
    it's in a hole.

    It has two dependents, but they're both nuts.

    Effective March 1, 2006 willies will be taxed according to size.

    The tax brackets are as follows:

    10"-12" Luxury Tax

    8"-10" Pole Tax

    5"- 8" Privilege Tax

    4"- 5" Nuisance tax

    Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

    Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.


    Issues still under consideration are as follows:

    Are there penalties for early withdrawal?

    Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

    Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

    Commissioner for Taxation

  2. Do uncircumcised males get charged a fringe benefits tax?
  3. What about those of us above the luxury tax bracket?