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Product Wording

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by grange, May 31, 2011.

  1. Terms used when dealers sell bikes....

    NEW - Different color from previous design.

    ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

    UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

    FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

    ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

    IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

    FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

    HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.

    FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

    REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

    YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

    MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

    MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

    HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.

    NON-REFUNDABLE - We couldn't make it work long enough to ship it.
  2. hahah good one......