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Private health... is it worth it??

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Iffracem, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. I urge you to take out private hospital cover.

    Why... well look at this example....

    A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital when,
    during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

    "OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman,

    "That's disgraceful! Why is he being allowed to do that?"

    The doctor who was leading the tour explained,

    "I'm very sorry Ma'am but this man has a serious condition where the
    testicles rapidly fill with semen.
    If he doesn't masturbate 5 times a day, they'll explode and he'll die
    within minutes".

    Moving on down the corridor, they looked into a single patient's ward.

    They were immediately confronted with the sight of a gorgeous female
    nurse performing oral sex on another male patient.

    Again, the woman screamed "LOOK AT THAT! OH MY GOD!
    How can that possibly be justified in a hospital?"

    The doctor replied "Same illness, private cover"
  2. I feel better now. :LOL:
  3. :LOL: :LOL: Im getting private cover .
  4. Medibank here I come :D
  5. Gimme a bucket QUICK!
  6. bucket ay?? didn't know......... maybe i should just leave this one. have a wanderer of a mind
  7. 1 bucket = 10 litres

    average volume of a males ****** = 15ml

    5 times a day @ 15ml is 75ml X 2 patients (one private, one public) = 150ml a day.

    That means it would take 67 days to fill the bucket. 8)

    Assuming the nurse spits...
  8. I wonder what the nurse to patient ratio is... maybe they _need_ a bucket ;-)
  9. Oh for Pete's sake (and everyone else's). The bucket was for hurling into, but I guess you didn't get it.
  10. Sorry... didn't realise the male patient was large enough to cause gagging!

    *runs away really quickly*
  11. RUN BOY RUN :D
  12. HAHAHAHAHA..... shit...last time i give away 1st shot at a good joke

    read it again.... hahahahahahahhahaha pete's sake......