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Prison vs Work

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by 2ndclasscitizen, Jul 25, 2007.

  1. Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

    @ PRISON
    @ WORK

    you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
    you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

    you get three meals a day fully paid for
    you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

    you get time off for good behavior
    you get more work for good behavior

    the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

    you can watch TV and play games
    you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

    you get your own toilet
    you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

    they allow your family and friends to visit
    you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

    all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    you must deal with sadistic wardens
    they are called managers

  2. At work, depending on the workplace, there is very limited risk of forceful buggery by large tattooed men.

    Work wins.
  3. not everyone wtih tattoos is into buggery!!

    i am though ahaha. just not with other men.
  4. there is an industry, whos "products" are sold predominately in canberra, that would beg to differ :LOL:
  5. Why is Prison like High School?

    The sex you want, you aint getting

    The sex you get, you aint wanting!