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Prison joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Sep 3, 2005.

  1. An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

    His only son, Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

    Dear Fred, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

    Love, Dad
    A few days later he received a letter from his son.
    Dear Dad,

    For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES!

    Love, Fred

    At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

    A few days later the old man received another letter from his son.



    Dear Dad

    Okay, you can plant the potatoes now. That was the best I could do from here.

    Love, Fred
     
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  2. Haha bravo!

    Thanks for that I liked it :D
     
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  3. nice one
     
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  4. An old classic, and well told, thanks for an early morning giggle!!!
     
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  5. Indeed, have always enjoyed that one.
     
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  6. yeah humerous

    comedy is good
     
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