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Priceless Wedding

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by titania, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding thattook place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...

    After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the brides and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---you".

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "Im outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge...making the brides parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?:

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends .. $32,000.
    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000.
    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500.
    (paid for compliments of bride's father)

    The look on everyones face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.

    There are some things money cant buy, for everything else theres MASTERCARD
  2. G'damn, that's gotta be the best just desserts for a cheater I've seen yet. I need to bookmark this one in case I'm in a similiar situation! :LOL:
  3. That guy is my hero.

    What an awesome way to get revenge : )
  4. Payback's a biatch 'eh!
  5. Must be doing the round again that ol storey coz I heard it well over 3-4 years back. Seems funny Leno's team had not heard it before.

    Cheers 8)
  6. Yes, it is an oldie, BUT IT IS A GOODIE
  7. With the US being the most litigious society in the world, I would expect that the bride's father would sue the groom, something to do with knowing about the brides shannanigans before the wedding, therefore some kind of premeditation involved.
  8. Doesn't matter how old it is, it's a beauty!
  9. OOrrIGHT!!! that's awsum!