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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

    She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

    I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
    She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!
    I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

    Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

    She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

    She said,

    "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both came up positive!!
  2. Gee I looked at the Subject Name of this thread & the name of the person who started it and befor I actually read it put 2 & 2 together and came up with...............

    Never mind, move along, nothing to see here :p :wink:
  3. I was trying for that .... haha

    Did I ever mention that I always wanted twins? Maybe I should get a "twin preg test" :LOL:
  4. hey eswen, I'm a twin, it's no big deal, like they say, move along, nothing to see here :D
  5. Be careful what you wish for. I will introduce you to my 8 year olds Sam and Zac, provided you can show proof you are a member of the Ambulance scheme, or your medicare cover includes psychiatric care.
  6. want a babysitter ;)
  7. Do you pack heat?
  8. I cope well in stressful situations, have references, medicare, HHC, free ambo cover and my school offeres me free counselling.

    Arent you a bit old to be having kids Mr.96 :p
  9. It is a problem, I know.

    Sweet young things just approach me in the street, saying "Take me now. I want to have your baby!".


    In my other fantasy, there are two sheep and a chicken....