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Pregnant at last....................!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Boulevard Bear, Jul 27, 2009.

  1. A woman tried everything in western medicine to get pregnant but alas with no luck :cry:
    Then she heard about this witch doctor in Deepest Africa. She went over there & he asked her "How many kids you want?" She replied "3"
    He then performed a ritual ceremony over a timber bowl & put 3 ball bearings in it & told her to swallow them :shock:
    She returned home & lo & behold had 3 perfectly healthy sons. :grin:
    After a number of years the eldest came running in the door 1 afternoon & said "Mummy mummy guess what?" "What" she says......He says "I was out the back by the shed having a piss & pissed out a ball bearing" :shock: She thought for a while & said "Nevermind darling, don't worry or tell anyone it'll never happen again!"
    The 2nd son did the same & said "Mummy mummy guess what?" "What" she says....he says "I was out the back by the shed having a piss & pissed out a ball bearing" :shock: Again she says not to worry & don't tell anyone, it'll never happen again.
    The 3rd son did the same & says "Mummy mummy guess what?" She says "I know you were out the back by the shed having a piss & you pissed out a ball bearing"............."NO NO" he says, "I was out the back by the shed having a wank & I shot the cat!!!" :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:


     
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  2. Obviously a pump action shotgun.
     
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  3. :rofl: :rofl:
     
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  4. sounds like more pump than action.
     
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