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Postie Bike Poem

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Kernel, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. Fun Times Ahead
    Well Hello All, it's time to sell
    This little bike that's served us well.
    She runs fantastic, she has low K's,
    She got me to work for soooo many days.

    Stuff all to spend, she's ready to go,
    Good tyres and brakes and working speedo
    Two side stands, a centre as well,
    Kick Starter and clutch, that's centrifugal.

    She runs on the smell of an oily rag,
    And has a great pack rack, to hold your bag
    Four speed gearbox, and all lights working
    A scratch or two and a dent, that kind of thing

    I've had it a while, but my need has long past
    An oldie but a goodie, snap her up fast.
    Not registered she be, but that's not to say,
    She can't be again on some other day.

    Pick up only I must insist
    There is no envelope for such as this.
    Paypal and C.O.D. are OK,
    There's even some fuel in the tank I say,

    There is none cheaper than this one to run,
    To ride her is thrilling, chilling and fun
    To shops or to work, if you ride you'll see,
    That 10 bucks a week ain't much of a fee.

    34 thousand is all that she's clocked ,
    No posties have rid her, thrashed her or mocked.
    Much life she has, she's ready to roam,
    So please buy my bike, and give her a home.

    The end.

    (not affiliated with the seller)

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  2. So cute!
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