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Possibly the worst joke ever.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Haggismaen, May 20, 2006.

  1. My Dad just SMS'ed me this from the UK. It is truly horrible and you really should avert your eyes now. But if you have made it this far you may as well continue.

    Two Pakistani heroin addicts injected curry powder by accident last night and were rushed to hospital. One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other's in a korma.

    Argh. The pain.

  2. :rofl: That is the KING of all Dad jokes!
  3. LOL I thought it was great. Told me wife, she just sat there and stared at me.
  4. As an old chef, and a lover of sub-contintent food, I must say that I should have seen that one cummin... :rofl:
  5. I will be up on villifacation issues for this one but it is amusing

    "I have decided to remove it :?

    However if you want a dad joke did you know that the 4th of May is Star Wars Day

    May the 4th be with you. :p :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    I'll be off now.
  6. Curry Powder huh...That's a bit strong :p. Whaddaya reckon it'd do to you?
  7. It will curry you to death.
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    but still brought a smile on my face :LOL: :LOL:
  9. sounds a bit more like harrie curry to me :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  10. :LOL: definitely a dad joke :wink:

    there's a few shockers in the jokes and humour section that is right up there with this one... I've probably put a few of them in there :p
  11. ... thats awful. Shoot me now!
  12. this is definitely up there for worst joke ever...

    What's ET short for?

    He's only got little legs
  13. racism... addiction.. mildly funny HELLS YEAH!!!! :LOL:
  14. tikka and korma are 2 types of curry dishes.