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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Justus, Mar 30, 2007.
Have you been reading the hearald sun again?
W/out fail. :grin:
A kid from my home town was named "Courtney."
His last name was "Salmon."
His parents didn't know the error of their ways until they yelled at him across the yard.
They were next door neighbours to Ben Dover.
If that was for real that boy would be teased till his death
love it, love it, absolutely love it.
A good mate of Phil Mc Cavity.
Ben Dover and Phil MC Cavity are often seen together.
i dont get the courtney salmon one. am i a bit thick?
If I have to explain it, I become the butt of the joke.
My take is:
courtney salmon = Caught any Salmon
You could go a step further:
courtney salmon = Caught any Salmon = Caught any chicks
(what part of the female anatomy smells fishy)
Wait for it... wait for it..
I went to school with Brian and Tim Lichtamut (Licked a moot) No joke..
And this ones even better.. Dutch Dad, her surname was Koch.. First name: Rhoda..
No joke I promise. Rhoda Koch. And some people pronounce the CH as CK..
Was very hard to study..
I think my fave of these is the rather unworldly Reverend D1ckey who named his daughter 'Ophelia'.
used to have a buddny with the surmane hunt, always wondered if was going to name a kid mike?
Had a little asian kid at our school whose last name was Ichinose, he insisted it was pronounced "Ichinoss-ay" but that never happened...
I went to school with a girl who's father's name was Richard Head.
I think he was met with more disbelief than teasing over it... 'Your parents were smoking whatnow?"
IIRC The former minister for Racing and Gaming was named Richard Face or something similar.
Used to have a mate whose surname was Trebilc0ck...
We use to call him 'six balls'...........