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Politicians = No Brainers

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Justus, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. Pauline Hanson untamed
    Ben Packham

    March 30, 2007 12:00am

    PAULINE Hanson has invented a new religion where Muslims
    and Christians can pray together.

    The former One Nation leader, who is having another tilt at politics,
    said she was wary of allowing Muslims to settle in Australia. But she
    would welcome some Muslims, she said.

    "There are Christian Muslims -- there is no problems about that,"
    she told ABC radio yesterday.

    "But if people believe in the way of life under the Koran, that concerns
    me greatly."

    The comment -- an apparent reference to Arab Christians -- revives
    memories of her famous "Please explain" gaffe during her early days
    in parliament.

    In another curious statement, Ms Hanson said Malaysia had been
    "taken over by Muslims, despite a long history of Islam in that country.

    She also said she had no sympathy for confessed terrorist collaborator
    David Hicks, saying he was "prepared to blow himself up to kill other people".
    But there is no suggestion Hicks ever planned to be a suicide bomber.

    Despite her apparent confusion, she said she had learnt a lot since her
    first stint in parliament.

    "I think I'm a little bit older, wiser, a lot more mature, and my knowledge
    of politics is a lot broader,"
    she said.

    No more explaining: Pauline Hanson at the launch of her book

    Full Story http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21470894-2,00.html
  2. A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a
    restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry,
    he sat down and looked over the menu...

    Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    Fried Explorer: $15.00
    Baked Politician: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
    difference for the politician?"

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're full of shit! "

  3. Best of Bush 2006

    Best of Bush 2006 - Worlds most powerful man is one intelligent mofo. :cool: