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Polish Divorce

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Iffracem, Jun 30, 2005.

  1. A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although
    his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day
    he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

    The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on
    the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
    POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

    LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
    POLE: "It made of concrete."

    LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
    POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

    LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
    POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

    LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
    POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

    LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
    POLE: "No, I always up before her."

    LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
    POLE: "No, she white."

    LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
    POLE: "She going to kill me."

    LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
    POLE: "I got proof.
    LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

    POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put
    on shelf in bathroom.

    I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'
  2. Reminds me of the welder at work, bout as smart too
  3. Reminds me of the furniture restorer who swallowed abottle of furniture polish.

    He had a dreadful death but a beautiful finish.

  4. Hey I resent that, I'm polish!! :?

    still funny though, my folks have been here for 20yrz+ and still can barely speak english. :oops:

    You wouldn't be laughing if I showed you some of the girlies we get in Poland. Polish grils oooooeeeeeee.
  5. Hey! no offence meant! :oops:

    And to prove it... I'll let you send me heaps of pictures of polish ladies :D

  6. LMAO :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Lisa :D