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Pointless, but.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Mar 9, 2007.

  1. Q: What's white and can't climb trees?
    A: A fridge.



    Q: What's white and blue and can't climb trees?
    A: A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

    Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    A: Someone threw a fridge at it.

    Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
    A: It was sellotaped to the monkey
     
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  2. *tucks them away into her 'Dad Jokes for future use' file*
     
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  3. [​IMG]

    :grin:
     
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  4. wasn't this fridge was it?! :shock:

    9d6e11ae.
     
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  5. No, that one's silver, silly :roll:....
     
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  6. Lol!!!
    My turn:

    Why do ducks have flat feet?
    To put out forest fires.

    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    To put out burning ducks.

    :grin:
     
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