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PMS Guide

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Aug 7, 2009.

  1. DANGEROUS: "What's for dinner?"
    SAFER: "Can I help you with dinner?"
    SAFEST: "Where would you like to go for dinner?"

    DANGEROUS: "Are you wearing THAT?"
    SAFER: "Gee, you look good in brown."
    SAFEST: "Wow! Look at you!"

    DANGEROUS: "What are you so worked up about?"
    SAFER: "Could we be overreacting?"
    SAFEST: "Here's fifty dollars."

    DANGEROUS: "Should you be eating that?"
    SAFER: "You know, there are a lot of apples left."
    SAFEST: "Can I get you a glass of wine with that?"

    DANGEROUS: "What did you DO all day?"
    SAFER: "I hope you didn't overdo today."
    SAFEST: "I've always loved you in that dress."

  2. Safest - Here's a slice of roofie cake, see you in 6 days.
  3. it's funny because it's true. :cry:
  4. experimentation begins.
  5. ..it's all in what you say!!......and how you say it!!! :wink:

    ..one wrong move ...and....... :cry:
  6. This is why there are pubs and mistress'
  7. ..... i rest my case!!...... :p
  8. Bugger! It's a semi auto.

    If it had been a revolver the last one standing would have at least had a chance to make run for it while Snow White was reloading :LOL:
  9. Avoid long term relationships.

    Problem solved :p
  10. You'll have to break up with your hand then
  11. But we're doing so well... Why does it have to come to this?
  13. I have been told that it is applied orally....