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Pissed in its Ear

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat in the road on the way to school.

    She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed.

    "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

    "You did WHAT?!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

    "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move.
  2. :LOL: hahahahhahahaha