Chengaleng, aka Nous, aka the Bandido Biatch, has me a little worried. Not only does she fall asleep on the back riding such boring roads as, oh, the GOR and the Reefton, she has lately been accusing me of doing "pussy wheelies." Pussy wheelies? Aren't passengers suposed to *berate* riders who pull wheelies, not whinge about the quality and height of said wheelies? Shouldn't hard acceleration, let alone the lifting of the front wheel, strike FEAR into the heart of the pillion and result in kidney punching? Is there some sort of remedial school I can send her to to learn proper pillion etiquette - at least until I learn to do bigger wheelies?