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Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by generalyuehfei, Sep 21, 2006.

  1. Careful with these, don't go overboard and start using all of them all at once on the same chick. Space it out.


    1. Did you fart, because you blew me away.
    2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
    3. My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.
    4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
    4. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them
    5. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
    6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
    7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
    8. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
    9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the Afternoon.
    10. Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten.
  2. My fave:

    "I may not the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you..."
  3. I was going to buy a vibrator but you look cheaper
  4. gdayhowzitgarn...?

    never failed :rofl:
  5. if you were yoghurt, would you be fruit at the top? or Stirred? - Biodome, best movie ever.
  6. Can I have a look at your tag? just as I thought made in heaven.
  7. Are you drunk yet?
  8. You have used that one before haven't you Es? :grin:
  9. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    Works every time...

  10. "I can take you for a ride on my bike, but it doesnt have pillion pegs, so you'll have to wrap your legs around me instead!" :cool:
  11. Bah ha ha ha ha!!

    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  12. oh wow you have such beautiful eyes!!!... oh ... wait thats my reflection!
  13. That top is disgusting, dont worry we can put it to good use later and
    use it as a cum rag
  14. I just thought of another one...

    You said your boyfriend was asleep right???

    Dont ask how I came about thinking about that one
  15. Have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?... No?... How about a root?.
  16. Would you like a free hug?
  17. You: here, now.
  18. But what if more than one lady in the elevator thinks your talking to them?
  19. Guy: How would you like to try an aussie kiss
    Girl: Sure, but what's an aussie kiss
    Guy: Just like a normal kiss but down under
  20. Guy: Can i come ?

    Girl: Come where?

    Guy: Can i cum on your face !