Careful with these, don't go overboard and start using all of them all at once on the same chick. Space it out. CHAT UP LINES.... 1. Did you fart, because you blew me away. 2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3. My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 4. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them 5. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 8. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the Afternoon. 10. Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten.