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Pharmacology Lexicon

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Russell, May 24, 2006.

  1. Pharmacology Lexicon


    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
    name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
    of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
    Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
    consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
    that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered
    were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
    Ibepokin.



    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
    and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
    2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
     
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  2. :rofl: My god i nearly wet myself. Someone people have WAY to much time on their hands!!
     
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