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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by russ, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
    her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
    boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
    the first time.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
    a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the
    boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
    about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
    to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
    pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
    and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
    girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
    come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
    parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
    and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
    pharmacist." :LOL:
  2. Reminds me of the jeans ad that used to be on the TV. Can't remember what the brand was though