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PETA Crashes Biker Gathering… Not to be missed…

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by The Toad, Dec 12, 2012.

  1. I coudn't figure out if this should be posted here or in Jokes and humour. However it is damm funny

    I don't condon the actions, but at the same time, if there, I just might have taken part with the bikers.


    PETA Crashes Biker Gathering… Not to be missed…

    Posted on December 4, 2012 by # 1 NWO Hatr
    [​IMG]The Steady Drip – by RightBill
    Try to read this without laughing out loud… H/T Mike Hoy
    What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”. Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world.​


    Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
    “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
    The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”
    “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”
    According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
    “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
    Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
    Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
    “That’s preposterous,”said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
    What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”
    When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.​
    “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
    protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” Yes, it did. What went wrong is that, at some point in your life, you became horribly, horribly stupid.

    Enjoy as much as I did

    Cheers Daniel

  2. Haha pretty gross.
  3. Speaking as a long term vegetarian and animal rights advocate I found this absolutely hilarious. Eat the hamburger or get greasy biker farts on you. Love it!
  4. HAHAHAHAHA, I'm in tears.

    “Something just went wrong,”

    No shit Sherlock hahaha.
  5. About time those freaks got what they deserved
  6. Fake article of course, but you sorta want it to be believable... :)
  7. Thanks for ruining Christmas
  8. top-taps-1209-30.

    Words to stop NRBot from bothering me - ignore
  9. #9 blerko, Dec 12, 2012
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2012
    And thanks for the sig :smug:

    ...once I work out how to get it to appear in my posts!
  10. Yeah I wasn't gunna be the one to ruin the enthusiasm by posting the snopes.com link :D
  11. Very funny but I'm a bit disappointed. Clicking on a PETA story you really expect naked women...