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Pavarotti - yes, it's started...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by EuroTimmy, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. So Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates

    St Peter opens them and says "Oh it's you Luciano, come on in, squeeze
    through".




    Pavarotti says "Hold on, I've got an envelope for you, from the Pope."


    St Peter opens it up and reads it.


    'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU'
     
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  2. Actually, Pavarotti isn't dead at all; he's just on a trip on the high Cs.....
     
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  3. that was quite good
     
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  4. Oh god... it's started a monster..

    Nice one hornet600!!

    I'd love to take credit for the joke but alas I can't... I'm in one of those desk jobs where I get about 20 jokes a day. Just sharin!
     
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  5. Didn't take long, did it?

    Like 'em both. :grin: :grin:
     
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  6. You bet me to it. :LOL:

    Was going to post that one up 2night.
     
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  7. what's a tenor? :cry:
     
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  8. Luciano is, well was part of a trio, called the three tenors.
    Opera singers.
     
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  9. & Saint Peter was using the word in the context of money
    (tener as in $10 wager). :LOL:

    Gee's Stump. doh3_8F1275.
     
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  10. See, being old also helps you get jokes :rofl:.
     
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  11. Verreh nice :LOL:.
     
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  12. The beneift of being old is that you get to hear the same joke every day and not remember that you heard it yesterday. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :rofl:
     
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  13. :shock: the guys only been dead for what.... a week? :shock:

    funny nonetheless :wink:


    polako
     
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  14. Thats OLD SCHOOL talk.... for a boy band :LOL:
     
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  15. I was somewhat surprised it took that long! :grin:
     
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  16. Actually for the younger amongst us the pun is Tenner and Tenor...

    a "Tenner" is a ten pound note... legal tender... and a Tenor is a singer that sings in that particular key... ie. tenor, baratone, bass baratone etc. these classification define the range of frequencies of sound waves that the singer specialises in.
     
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