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Patty and Shamus

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by 7THSIN, Oct 23, 2006.

  1. Patty and Shamus the two Irish hunters are on their annual hunting trip.
    They get a pilot to fly them out into the Mountains for their hunt, and instruct the pilot to retun in a weeks time.

    They camped under the stars and tracked wild Moose during the day, and by the end of the week they had caught and killed six of them, all fine specimens. "Well done Shamus", says Patty "tis a fine haul dis year aye".

    The next day the pilot returned to the pickup location just as instructed, but at the sight of the 6 Moose the pilot pointed out his aircraft wasn't licenced to carry that kind of weight, and Patty and Shamus would have to leave 2 of them behind.

    The two lads strongly objected saying, "thats fookin rubbish! last year we caught six and the pilot let us take em home! his plane was exactly the fookin same! this is rubbish!"

    After a long arguement, the pilot reluctantly gave in to the men and all 6 Moose were loaded as they began their flight home.
    Shortly after take-off the little plane just couldn't make it and plummeted into the wilderness, It exploded in a huge fireball killing the pilot, and destroying the Moose of the two hunters, who miraculously survived the horiffic crash.

    Patty and Shamus climb out of the burning wreck and stand in the wilderness in disbelief. Patty looks around for awhile then says "Shamus, where the fook are we?"

    Shamus says "Patty, I think it's pretty close to where we crashed last year."