Seriously. I know they are nothing new. But I rode my pushbike to my local Shopping Conglomerate Megaplex and found no bike racks, but a shit load of parents with prams parking. My qualms include: Since when was unprotected sex rewarded? Last i heard, it was very naughty to have unprotected sex. It can result in terrible things such as children, spouses and commitment. It's a general bad thing. We should not be encouraging it. Prams already take up enough of my time clogging up my precious sidewalks and aisles. Today, in my store, some yuppie soccermum with one of those dual uber-prams parked her pram across the whole aisle. (we have one aisle, effectively). Um, thanks. I'm trying to work here, and because you had sex, i have to wait for you to have the kindness to remove your little shitbags out of the way so i can continue working? How come I don't get a "single with no prospects" spot? Where's my special considerations at shopping centres, like "special single-persons only aisle where you don't have to talk to anyone and there is only one choice in everything you need with no attempts to upsell or sway your decision with redundant choice"? Coles introduced the "convenience shopper" trolleys with a shallower basket, but it is not enough! I want my social status STAMPED all over my trolley! And what would be the worst thing that happened if i parked my single with no prospects-mobile in one of these revered spots? Would i get a fine? Would the ravenous mothers see my car or bike, completely devoid of any sign of a "my family" sticker or a frangipani or a "baby on board" sign, and simply devour me the moment i set foot out of my vehicle? Or would everyone just assume that i was a single dad, on my weekend of having the kids, and only having them reluctantly because i'm such a homewrecker? Please, answer for me my problems. I am still looking for a "my family" stick where it is me, with a fishing rod, with a whole bunch of fish which i have caught, and then another bunch of fish that 'got away'. Alternatively, a "my family" sticker of me, in a dark room, violently masturbating to the 7:30 report would suffice. Why is there such prejudice in our world!!