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Paddy's pregnant sister

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Removed_User_6, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into
    a deep coma.

    After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
    that she is no longer pregnant.

    Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins..... a boy and a girl. The
    babies are fine now. However, they were poorly at birth and had to be
    christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.

    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me
    brother...he's a fecking clueless idiot. Expecting the worst, she
    asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

    "Denise," says the doctor.

    The new mother is somewhat relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name. I
    guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise. "

    Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

  2. :rofl: :rofl:
    go figure !!
    Good One :)
  3. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Love it.
  4. :rofl:
    thanks for that!
  5. I have a friend called Denise. She loved it.