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Paddy comes home late

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Red Dragon, Feb 18, 2007.

  1. Paddy staggered home very late after an evening with his drinking
    buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Bridget. He
    tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
    upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself
    by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on
    his rump. The bottle of "Jameson" in each back pocket broke and made
    the landing especially painful.

    Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked
    in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.
    He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a
    Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the
    now almost empty Band-Aid box and stumbled his way to bed.

    In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and
    rump. Bridget sat staring at him from across the room. She said, "Paddy
    McGuire, ye were drunk again last night, weren't ye?"

    Paddy said, "Why are ye accusin' me of such a thing?"

    "Ah, well," Bridget said, "it could be the open front door; it could be
    the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs; it could be the drops of
    blood trailing through the house; it could be yer bloodshot eyes; but
    mostly, I'm thinkin', it's all those Band- Aids stuck to the hall

  2. DITTO!!!