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Overheard!! ( you know, like in MX)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Dec 3, 2010.

  1. ... On my train this arvo.... Girl talking to guy....

    " so i want my tattoos to mean something ...like hello, goodbye... or white penguin, black penguin.... You know??"

  2. Thats rooly deep.
  3. my guests staying at the moment

    Them"is there anything you can do about the noise at night?"
    Me"Umm... how do you mean?"
    T"the green tree frogs - they're really loud"
    M"yes, they're all over the coast of QLD as far as I'm aware"
    T"can't you move them?"
  4. ...ha,ha there's some good stuff there.... you can't even make stuff up like that!... it's so out there sometimes!!.....=D>
  5. I hear weird ass stuff sometimes.

    Need to start writing it down.
  6. http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
  7. "That virus was the beat thing to happen to her...."

    At the market

    WTF ?
  8. "I couldn't find the Remote for the unit, had to get my boyfriend to check his ass for it"

  9. Hahahahahahahahaa
  10. A comment at work - “I’m not speaking to her – she hasn’t got a spray tan”

    I still can't work that one out.
  11. Big sister to little brother: If you want to steal from mom you have to do it bit by bit, so she wont notice.
  12. On the train...

    ... girl..."so shock jocks are really bright, right??"...
    ... guy..."they think they are!...."