I'm just posting this because I know there's several Netriders out there that delight in the misfortune of others. Chengaleng just opened the lid of a can of tomato paste that was well past its use-by. It EXPLODED. I heard a pop and a scream, and ran out to find her standing there with a shocked look on her face, her hands covered in red slush. The stuff has gone EVERYWHERE. It looks like a frickin' chainsaw murder scene. Floor, walls, curtains, fruit bowl, benches, it's like a splatter gore-fest. The tin just doesn't look big enough to store the amount of goo it shot out. So... any tips on getting mouldy tomato paste out of curtains?