OK, so due to lack of organisational prowess from the best man, it's fallen to me to be in charge of "buck abuse" for my brother's stag do this weekend. He's said he doesn't mind anything except getting a police record and strippers so we'll try to keep those to a minimum - however as far as humiliation, poor hygiene, nyudity, removal of body hair, tattoos, guns, drugs, rectal storage, ingestion, regurgitation, leather face masks with zips and being handcuffed to barn animals go, he's ok with all of it. Does anyone have any ideas? We'll be starting out at Y&J sometime Friday night so we've the whole town as a stage. I plan for starters to shave his head right down the middle in a sort of reverse mohawk a la the prodigy guy. In a handy twist to this stag night, he's already married. His mates just couldn't get off their arses and organise a buck's beforehand. So he doesn't need those eyebrows for any expensive photos. I wanna make it memorable, but I do love me little brudda - and he'll be part of the organisation of MY buck's night in the not too distant future... so any ideas?