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Orstrayan alternate sayin's

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by movin, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. Dont know if its been posted before and maybe should be in joke sections but just got this email that I found rather amusing, thought someone may be able to add a few.

    The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.

    Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.

    Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
    Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet
    Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
    Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine
    Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle
    Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor
    Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity
    Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans
    Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub
    Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

    And for the Kiwi's amongst us:
    Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.