Other day, wasn't home so via facebook chat discussing what to do for a weekend away. Went someting like this...... Wife: so any ideas on what you'd like to do.... Me: not fussed as long as it's not too far away and with no kids... Wife: how about a horse riding adventure... Me: not into horse riding so I replied "no way, u know I don't like horses and not riding anything between my legs with a brain of it's own"... Wife: what's your problem, women always have to deal with brains between their legs.. Me: huh??? ......... Oh right, good one!