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One of those "kids at school" jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Bogus69, Feb 16, 2006.

  1. Sorry if this has been posted b4.

    A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'in a sentence.

    Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Flu my
    Mum said it was contagious."

    "Well done, Roland" says the teacher." Can anyone else try?"

    Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says," My grandma says there's
    a bug going round, and it's contagious."

    Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

    Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next
    door neighbour is painting his house with a tiny two-inch brush and my
    Dad says it will take the contagious.
  2. Oooooh fiddle-dee-dee potato!!!

    Love it...
  3. Got a decent smirk.
  4. Yeah not to bad... gotta decent smile
  5. haha.. heard a similar "little johnny" joke.. with him driving down the road with dad and seeing an apple truck tipped over.. johnny asks dad how long it would take to pick them up and dad replies.. its gunna take the contagious.
  6. i liked it
    gave me a good little giggle
    *but then again im easily amused* :oops:
  7. Yeah that one definately raised a smile!
  8. Yah, not half bad that one.. and I hadn't heard it before for a change :)