I think I just met the stupidest person in the universe. Was just riding along with a mate. There was a lady in a Porsche Canyonero that was driving along in front of me somewhat erratically. Kids throwing a ball around inside the car with one clearly not restrained. You know the type, just your average completely oblivious ditz taking the hellspawn home from school. Anyway, we overtake her around a bend and pull back into the left lane only to get caught at the lights and she pulls up beside us on the right. We're sitting there minding our own business, my mates Roadstar thumping away next to her when she decides she needs to be in our lane and just turns into us...WHILE STATIONARY AT THE BLOODY LIGHTS! I was on the left hand side but she didn't stop until she actually pushed my mate over. He's alright fortunately, few broken bits of bike and a few nasty bruises where he got his foot caught but nothing too worrying. Now you might think that's stupid enough but she then gets out of the car and goes off her nut at us for offences such as: - Being too low to see (well, that's what you get for driving a land yacht and not looking) - Being so quiet that she didn't notice us (funny I thought the Roadstar with the straight pipes was kinda bowel shakingly loud actually :? ) - Disturbing the peace (riiiiiight :roll: Too quiet AND too loud, it's all making sense now) - Being hoons and a menace to other road users (heaven forbid we act like hoons by stopping at the lights...oh wait) and this is the absolute corker - Being a bad influence to her children and "encouraging deviant behaviour"! Didn't know whether to piss myself laughing or feast upon her still beating heart. But what happened next was the bit we now love. She then just hopped in the car and drove off! Oh, and one of her little bastards (not wearing a seatbelt) decided it would be a bright idea to give us the finger on the way. Thankfully the nice tradey behind us saw it all and called his brother, a cop, who came down and chatted to us and a few other witnesses and she's probably going to be done for fleeing the scene of an accident and anything else the cops can get her on as well!