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One for the ladies ;)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Peaches, Apr 9, 2008.

  1. A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
    dining room table:

    'To My Dear Wife,

    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
    years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you
    as a good wife.

    Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly
    interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year
    old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall
    be home before midnight.'

    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
    the dining room table:

    'My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
    about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
    remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
    teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
    read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my
    students, who is also on the tennis team. He is young, virile, and like
    your secretary, is 18 years old.

    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you
    will understand although it may appear that we are in the same
    situation, there is one mathematical difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot
    more times than 54 goes into 18.

    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'
  2. That's a good one :LOL: :LOL:
  3. haha nice! powar!