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One for the IT folk...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Gromit, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work.

    "Guess what," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar."

    "What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

    "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."

    "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

    "So I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."

    "Really? You got a new laptop?"
  2. Adds new meaning to the term Laptop Dancer......
  3. That's phunny :grin:

    Was it a PC or a Mac? :p

  4. As a business analyst, I have to ask:

    Did she have big boobies?
  5. And as a network admin, I have to ask:

    Did she have big boobies?
  6. As a dirty old man, I have to ask:

    Did she have big boobies?
  7. As a man, I have to ask:

    Did she have big boobies?

    Oh and what kind of laptop was it? was it one of the new Toshi - shut up matti remember be cool they don't know you here :grin:
  8. As a software consultant I have to ask:

    Did he have virus protection?
  9. As a woman i have to ask.

    Where they real?
  10. as a man, i have ask:

    does it matter? :twisted:
  11. is it wide screen??
  12. As Duffman, i'd have to say.......OH YEAH!
  13. As a Test Manager I'd have to say... Was that a requirement? And did you close all the Windows before removing her skirt?
  14. as someone who works for a telco, did the laptop have mobile broadband?
  15. have to check with the indian call centre hey :p
  16. And did it provoke a sharing violation?
  17. Did you use your floppy or your hard drive?
  18. They can't have been real IT nerds or they would have been Unix...

    :LOL: :LOL: :p
  19. I have seen Unix types get turned on in server rooms at the sight of an impressive rack.
  20. Just make sure they don't have root access...