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One for Eswen

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by smee, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days
    in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes
    his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should
    be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every
    husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: What did I do wrong?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

    12 Things PMS Stands For:
    1. Pass My Shotgun
    2. Psychotic Mood Shift
    3. Perpetual Munching Spree
    4. Puffy Mid-Section
    5. People Make me Sick
    6. Provide Me with Sweets
    7. Pardon My Sobbing
    8. Pimples May Surface
    9. Pass My Sweatpants
    10. Plainly; Men Suck
    11. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favourite one...
    12. Potential Murder Suspect

    Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends
    and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And
    remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

    Here have some chocolate.
  2. Phillip-Island Motor Sport.
  3. thats

  4. You are quite correct, gsxr1000.

    I was twisting the acronym to suit my own sordid purposes. :wink: :LOL:
  5. and infact it's known as PI Ops these days :roll:
  6. Hey!!!

    Im eating chocolate right now :LOL:
  7. but you do that most of the time!

    eswen your so cool oooh yeahhhh
  8. Pfft, Eswen sucks

  9. hahaha
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    dont worry guy she will have her revenge
    she always finds something on us guy
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  10. Hey eswen, I just had a look at the 'whats for dinner?' link in your signature, and I just want to say that there's plenty of room for God's creatures...

    Right next the mashed potatoes :) :grin:

    stolen some someones sig who i cant remember

  11. hahaha :LOL: :LOL: