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On the Bus

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by DisgruntledDog, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. I was sitting on the bus the other day, a young Thai girl got on all the guys were giving her the once over she had legs that went on forever no VPL (that's visible panti line) nice firm round breasts peeping out from behind a sheer low cut blouse long dark hair really cute.



    She sat down beside me and I thought to my self please don't get an erection
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    But ........ she did :(
     
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  2. Oh!!...... :rofl:
     
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  3. I was going to demand photographic proof................but the last bit ruined it for me.
     
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  4. :rofl:
    That was good.
     
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  5. Funny cos it's true - reminds me of something that happened on a business trip to Singapore around Halloween, back in the late 90's...
    Not to me, mind ;)
     
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  6. haha nice!

    am i the only one who thinks kreeper's attempt at deflecting blame didn't work???
     
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  7. Nope, sounds like it happened to him.
     
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  8. lol no you've got me all wrong - it was actually a dirty, dirty trick I played on a young fella from Surrey (sheltered upbringing...).
    Set him up good :demon:
     
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  9. So you were a ladyboy in Singapore?
     
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  10. :rofl: Yeah you got me 8-[
     
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  11. Ahh, now it makes sense. NiteKreeper = Nightwalker.
     
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  12. Pardon me JD, but I prefer to kreep
    Walking has such connotations...
     
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  13. I suppose kreeping up on people is at least a unique approach...
     
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  14. Soon, I'll be kreeping all over the country ;)
     
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  15. You're franchising?
     
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  16. "Cocks in Frocks" - want in?
     
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  17. Interesting corporate slogan.
     
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