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OMG Ive Failed, What can I do

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Jeffco, Jul 15, 2016.

  1. So I get a text from the son saying I'm on the way home with mate.

    Which is cool I text him Ive already ordered pizza so him and his mate can share his one.

    They get home I point to the JD said help yourselves, ok thanks dad :)

    So They're out back having a smoke all of a sudden they come rushing through the bloody house out the front jump in the car and rush off.

    WTF I yell all I get back is sorry dad theres a Pikachu nearby we've got to catch it.

    So my question to all is do I disown him or go the therapy option
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  2. You have my sympathies JeffcoJeffco

    I hope they're not drinking and pokemoning! ;)
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  3. no wonder gay marriage is about to be legal
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  4. All we can offer is our support and sympathies in this time of shame. ;)
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  5. No they didn't even get to the boozeo_O

    That's funny :)

    Thanks i feel so dirty
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  6. You should be using this time to change the locks before they get home (y)
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  7. It's an epidemic..
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  8. I like it
  9. My youngest son has been playing Poke-a-man or whatever it's called, but he also went out this afternoon and brought home a new (to him) bike (a Hyo GT250, but still). I take my victories where I can find them.
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  10. Now that sir Is fine work indeed
  11. Hopefully he won't sit this one on it's frikken head and put himself in the ER like he did his with last bike!
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  12. hopefully he learned his lesson good on him for getting back in the saddle as they say
  13. Reminds me of this poor bloke a few years ago. The face of a broken man:

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  14. The four little ponies of the apocalypse!


    Yeah, I know a bronie or two.

    No, I ain't one of them. I like my anime with giant robots and titties.
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  15. Well, thank goodness for that...I think. :-/
  16. Not so keen on giant robots WITH tittes though. Just doesn't seem right for some reason.
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  17. #17 barry_mcki, Jul 15, 2016
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    I didn't get the poka-what-its the first time round, mind you I'm still standing in a field outside a white house wondering if I should look in the mailbox.......:confused:
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  18. Well that's it really. You may not be able to immediately pinpoint what is disturbing about a boobed robot but you know something's not quite on the level. This is the sixth sense that this younger generation haven't developed yet about playing a game that gets a twenty-eight year old man an enviable collection of Pikachu to show his mates - 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours', etc.

    JeffcoJeffco, the US military had a long-standing policy of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'. I think it could be applied to your sorry situation very well.
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  19. What a relief JeffcoJeffco, by the title I'd thought you had run out of tittie pics
    All I can say is -

    Looks like you have the JD therapy all sorted
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  20. Oh my guts hurt so much from laughing Rus LerRus Ler !!
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