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Old man @ the shoe shop

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Kermie, Feb 8, 2011.

  1. Took the old man to the shoe shop in westfield's the other day, his 79.

    He got hungry so we decided to get a bite to eat in the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager next too him.

    This teenager had spiked hair that was green, red, orange and blue.

    The old man wouldn't stop staring at him.

    The teenager found that he was staring the whole time.

    I guess the teenager had enough, approached him and sarcastically said;

    "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my old man, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his responce; knowing he would have a good one.

    In his classic style without breaking eye contact.

    "Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock, I was just wondering whether you're my son"
  2. is this for real blackster? if it is then your old man is a total legend
  3. bwaaahahahahahahaha classic :D
  4. haha, that was an emo, you're supposed to punch them
  5. Killing emos isn't murder, it's just accelerating suicide.
  6. old, old, old - typical yank wank.
  7. Hahaha forwarded this one to the guys at work.
  8. This is an emo


    this is punk, except punks have normal noses

  9. Blackster,
    I wouldn't have put any food in my mouth at all, coz someone would have worn it after a comment like that... GOLD ! (y)