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Okay have a lash at this one

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by cruisin4abruisin, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. Note: Where there are inverted comma's I suggest reading it with a British accent in your mind Ive written it the way a Pom would say it, sop Enjoy!

    I have been having some problems making a decent cup of tea, So I wrote to Tetley, and I got the following response.
    "Dear Rick, ta for writing to us 'ere at Tetley, My names Gaffa, and Im one of tea'ologists, 'ere at Tetlewy. To make a great cup of Tetley tea, simply follow instructions below:
    Boil kettle.
    Put 'ot water in cup.
    Add tea bag and agitate. Really important part is agitate bag.
    I 'ope this 'elp you make a good cup of tea.
    Kind Regards, Gaffa."

    "Now armed with this knowledge I eneter the kitchen every morning, ready to agitate that bag. So I slap her on the bum and say white n 2 sugars thanks fatty. .....errr that IS what Gaffa meant isn't it?

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  2. C'mon Flibble! That's a cracker 'dads joke'!!
  3. mmmm me like getting agitated image.
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