Note: Where there are inverted comma's I suggest reading it with a British accent in your mind Ive written it the way a Pom would say it, sop Enjoy! I have been having some problems making a decent cup of tea, So I wrote to Tetley, and I got the following response. "Dear Rick, ta for writing to us 'ere at Tetley, My names Gaffa, and Im one of tea'ologists, 'ere at Tetlewy. To make a great cup of Tetley tea, simply follow instructions below: Boil kettle. Put 'ot water in cup. Add tea bag and agitate. Really important part is agitate bag. I 'ope this 'elp you make a good cup of tea. Kind Regards, Gaffa." "Now armed with this knowledge I eneter the kitchen every morning, ready to agitate that bag. So I slap her on the bum and say white n 2 sugars thanks fatty. .....errr that IS what Gaffa meant isn't it?