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OK start making the puns now.

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by waedwe, Jan 7, 2011.

  1. You know you want to, big bang theory anyone?


  2. ...closest us females would get to receiving a blow job I guess!!..... 8-[
  3. Felt the urge to make it more realistic (damned reporters changing what REALLY happened :D)

    A US man could face up to ten years in jail after allegedly turning a vibrator into a Weapon Of Mass Destruction and planning to give it to an ex-girlfriend.

    Minnesota man Terry MoLester, 37, retrofitted the sex toy with gunpowder, BB shot and c*m shot, as well as an explosive trigger, 240,000V, news website The Naked Gun reported.

    MoLester's roommate told police that he was allegedly planning on giving the vibrator to one of three ex-girlfriends.

    MoLester allegedly told his roommate that "when the device was inserted into the female he would pull the trigger and it would blow them up". Consequently, Minnesota would eventually suffer a 'black-out', with the city's lights flickering during insertion.

    Police found tools, cables and the remains of a dismantled drill allegedly used to make the bomb at the home MoLester had been living in.

    Officers also discovered another vibrator among his possessions with "Don't Cord Me biatch" written on it.

    Lester has been charged with possession of a Weapon Of Mass Destruction and making terrorist threats.

  4. Can we call this thread "Prose that Blows"?
  5. It's lucky they found him, otherwise the headline might have been

    "Womb goes Kaboom - C-cell batteries found in room"
  6. He constructed a Dildon't
  7. It's the opposite of a love explosion.
  8. I bet that c**t will never sing again....
  9. Fixed
  10. Seriously..gunpowder and buckshot?...how cheap and nasty is that? Semtex please.
  11. And another thing...
    He actually expected that if he gave an EX-girlfriend a vibrator with "Merry Christmas biatch" written on it, she'd immediately try it on?
  12. How about in?
  13. He enjoys explosive sex
  14. So, who wants a bang he asks? :p
  15. both are easy to obtain/make. semtex, whilst being more useful in making things go bang, is harder to get/make