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oh lord...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by twainharte, Jul 12, 2007.

  1. A biker was riding along when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Tasmania so I can ride over anytime I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports that would be required to reach the bottom of the Bass Strait! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

    Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

  2. An oldie, but a goodie :LOL:.
  3. NOOoo... a free ferry service from brisbane!!!
  4. Why would anyone want to go to tassie? :shock:
  5. Mate, I'm always ready to explore a map of Tassie.
  6. there is a shirt available in salamanca market / Hobart it says " tasmania warmer than you think" for that same reason :wink:

    i'll have to grab one next time i'm down... :roll:
  7. Going 'down' to the map of Tassie? Nice :p.