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Nutritional Tips...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. For those who watch what they eat, here's the final word on nutrition
    and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all of the
    conflicting medical studies.

    1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    Americans.

    2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    Americans.

    3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than Americans.

    4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than Americans.

    5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and fats and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like.
    Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     
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