a nurse at the nut house walked into bob's room and found him sitting on a chair jiggling an imaginary steering wheel. What are you doing bob? she asked. "im driving my truck to perth" the nurse told him to carry on and walked down the hall into tom's room only to find him humping his pillow. What the F*&$ are you doing? she asked... SHH! replied tom. I'm shagging bob's wife while he's away in perth!!!!