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Nurse joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Hamamatsu, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.

    Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they
    had done to the doctor.
    The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his
    stethoscope so he couldn't hear.
    The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse
    than that. I poked holes in all his condoms.

    The third nurse fainted.

  2. So what did the third nurse do that was a joke?
  3. I remember being that innocent once Lilley
  4. I get the point, but as a joke? Most guys have fantasies about nurses.
  5. Hahaha...yes, nurses are...mmmm...
    They can be hardcore pissheads as well !
    Flew a plane load full of them from Alice to Birdsville for the races a few years back.
    Though each one was legless during the day/evening 'festivities' (horse racing ??? where ??? :D) they were drinking Cointreau and throwing up after each swig repeatedly till the bottle was dry, during the 2-3hr flight back.
    Hardcore Party Gals would be a serious understatement.
    Being night-shift workers, they are on par (on a social level) with teachers...oh, and pilots ...why we love them sooooo much (y)
  6. You're on fire Hamamatsu - keep 'em coming :)