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NR Motolympics

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by jd, Jan 24, 2013.

  1. Splitting off from this post from Smileedude:
    to avoid derailing that thread completely.

    I figure why stop at just one event, when so many sports could benefit from the inclusion of motorcycles - since adding a motorcycle to anything is awesome. This incidentally is why riders don't crash but are merely helping to make the world a better place by sticking a motorcycle into random places and therefore make them more awesome as a result.

    Anyway, on the itinerary so far we have:

    Motorcycle Polo (courtesy of Smileedude)

    Motorcycle jousting

    Motorcycle chariot racing

    So what else do people suggest within the realm of things that would actually be possible, though not necessarily advisable? Bonus points for being able to include a photo, or at the very least a crudely drawn (and preferably mildly pornographic) sketch. Other suggestions, including locations or possible mascots, also welcomed. :)
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  3. bench-press-wheelie.


    And who can forget bowling
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  4. #4 jd, Jan 24, 2013
    Last edited: Jan 24, 2013
    Motorcycle long jump

    Motorcycle archery
  5. How about pole vault?

    Don't believe this is legit? Here's a video that a professional videographer some idiot has published on youtube to verify it.

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    Motorcycle motorcycling
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  7. Xzibit.
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  8. Soccer on dirtbikes with gymball sized balls :) To kick, you have to use the rear tyre. Much fun.
  9. Synchronised swimming ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H riding 0.