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Now this will make your eyes water...

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by 2up, Mar 22, 2009.

  1. Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

    By Matthew Stabley
    NBC Washington.com
    updated 10:26 a.m.

    LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

    Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade.

    The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

    The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

    Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.
  2. they were just joining the dots
  3. What an idiot.

    Everyone knows you remove the sharp bits before you use power tools during sex.

  4. Pretty stupid huh.
  5. yeh, really interesting.
  6. wow, im all for trying new things but i dont want to imagine the injuries
  7. should have used a handheld jackhammer. :roll:
  8. There is no limit to peoples ingenuity in pursuit of weirdness.
    (Or in the ability of Netriders to locate stories about it) :LOL:

    Power tools (this thread)

    Viagra fuelled death

    Blow up dolls

    Park Benches

    Steel nuts

    A car-wash vacuum cleaner


    And of course with the F1 next weekend, who could forget this one...

    and that's just last year... :LOL: :LOL:
  9. Silly people, thats why we have hedge trimmers, to trim bushes

    *boom tsh* :oops:
  10. :shock:
  11. robots replacing factory workers and now power tools replacing the postmen.