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Not So Dumb Blonde

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by edwardTheGreat, May 19, 2006.

  1. A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
    He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

    "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

    The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy,
    "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff..... Grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out at patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he re plies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

    "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
  2. h ahah ahHA AH!!!! love it :LOL:
  3. heheheheheh lmao :LOL:
  4. :grin: yay.... and out of the mouth of a bloke too.....wat to go ETG :)
  5. LMAO..... that good :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  6. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I aim to please :grin: I just thought it was piss funny and thought you guys would too... :cool: