Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5." Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards…….. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger! What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.