Travelling on the freeway, 100 kmh, middle lane, plenty of cars, full face helmet and ... something starts walking across my cheek. Commonsense says it must be a tiny black ant that lost its way while scouting in my garage; millions of them live in the brickwork and under the slab. Imagination demands that it is a malevolent poisonous spider that is preparing to sting my eyeball and then lay eggs in my brain. I remember the arachnid/insect horror stories from earlier Forum postings; including the one by the rider who observed a huge hairy huntsman skittering across the inside of his visor. So I pushed my helmet against my cheek with my left hand and I must have stunned the poor little thing. Funny the things that you think of when you do not have a car radio to distract you.